Leech physical CD from Golgothan

Leech physical CD

from Golgothan

USB Flash Drive

Scenario 1:

You're shredding the bowl at your local skatepark...just as you're about to nail a sick frontside kickturn and make every panty drop, your 26" Jnco Jeans get caught in your spitfire wheels. (you had Bones Reds in them)
You fall.
You're devastated.
Not only have you failed to drench the world in vaginal secretions, but you've also landed directly onto your Coby Portable Compact Anti-Skip CD Player. Your Godsmack CD that was once massaging your eardrums is now violently skipping (it was on Timebomb). In this moment, you realized that you now have nothing else to listen to that could possibly pump you up to get up and try again.
You sell your Jyncos.
You sell your skateboard.
You sell your Coby Portable Compact Anti-Skip CD Player.
You get a job at Bennigan's and you live a safe and mundane life.

Scenario 2:

You're shredding the bowl at your local skatepark...just as you're about to nail a sick frontside kickturn and make every panty drop, your 26" Jnco Jeans get caught in your spitfire wheels. (you had Bones Swiss in them)
You fall.
You're devastated.
Not only have you failed to drench the world in vaginal secretions, but you've also landed directly onto your Coby Portable Compact Anti-Skip CD Player. Your Godsmack CD that was once massaging your eardrums is now violently skipping (it was on Bad Religion). In this moment, you realized that you now have nothing else to listen to that could possibly pump you up to get up and try again...
BUT WAIT!
You purchased the first LP from Golgothan entitled "Leech".
You play frisbee with your ruined Godsmack CD.
You pop your Leech CD in that motherfucker.
You land a 900 instead.
The entire skatepark drowns in pussy juice.
You go to prison for life for mass murder.
You create a legacy.

Which scenario sounds sicker to you?